Песня, посвященная OS  Linux 0

Нашел на tuxmachines.org текст переделанной песни группы The Offspring — Why don’t you get a Job. Теперь эта песня посвящена OS Linux:

My friend’s running Windows

Man, he hates that thing

He gets malware every day

He has to be careful or a virus will hit

In the worst kind of way

He wants to stay safe

He works his hands to the bone

To pay for the latest upgrades

Now he needs newer hardware just to boot the OS

Well my friend

You gotta say:

You won’t pay, for upgrades. No way!

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

Say no way, say no way, no way

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

To browse the web safely, caution isn’t enough

To keep all the spyware at bay.

To read email, anti-viruses ain’t enough

Cause Windows ain’t exactly safe!

I won’t pay, to stay safe. No way!

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

Say no way, say no way, no way

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

I guess you think it ain’t easy switching over these days, oh no.

But hey man, free software is simple and friendly

These days!

Let me tell you about my other friend now!

My friend’s running Linux and she loves that thing.

She raves about it every day!

She’s got more dinero for no extra work

Cos for Linux

You don’t have to pay

You won’t pay, for upgrades. No way!

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

Say no way, say no way, no way

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

Oh yeah

I won’t give MS money!

I always paid!

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux

Say no way, say no way, no way

No, no, Why don’t you get Linux